Nothing helps me after a rough round of golf then finding these little cartoons to cheer you up, and remind you that everyone struggles. I once read golf can best be defind as "an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional mircale, followed by a good bottle of beer." And all the older men I have played with swear by this.
In the end all you can do is laugh about how the course wins everytime no matter what you shot, because there is always that one putt that could have been or that one chunk that cost you a stroke. There is no such thing as a perfect round, ask any golfer.
In the end your mind is so jumbled and you question every thing, why do I golf? Why torture myself? Yet you can't help but return day after day with that thought in your head that today is the day I beat the course.
Here are some of my favorite humorous golf jokes I recieved in an e-mail:
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. -Sam Snead
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. -George Brett
The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. -Brian Weis
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. -Lord Robertson
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. - Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.. -Bob Hope
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